My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
I just finished reading "My Horizontal Life" and I have to say, it was the most fun I think I've ever had reading a book. I was laughing so hard at some of these stories that I was calling people up to quote lines over the phone (I know that's annoying if you're on the other end but it had to be done). In fact, when I finished reading it, I picked it back up and read a couple of the stories again.
As a fan of stand-up comedy (the author is a comedienne), I expected the book to be full of jokes and it is, but what I didn't expect is that it would be so revealing, sweet and engaging. By the last page, I felt like I knew the author as well as some of my closest friends. Whether or not you yourself have had a one-night stand, you will be able to relate to the things that happen to her. Okay, maybe we haven't all dated a male stripper who's "every gay guy's fantasy" but we've all dated someone we sadly discovered is not so bright or who doesn't have a good grasp of our language. Personally, I think even a nun would find this book amusing. But I wouldn't buy it for her. I'd hope she'd just stumble upon it on her own.
I've read many humor book over the years and the problem with a lot of them is that they're just not that funny. This one delivers.
Paranormal State: The Complete Season Three
If your interested in the paranormal, this series will not let you down. The various cases are interesting, Buell & his cast actually have screen presence by just being themselves, and the outcome of each episode is not always predictable. I've viewed Ghost Adventures & Ghost Hunters, and similar themed programs, yet none have the overall appeal this series consistently offers.
My weirdy place...
The Tropical Dome at Mount Coot-tha displays the plants of the tropics. The geodesic dome encloses and protects the rare, fragile and exotic plants. These wet, tropical plants need a humid, warm and stable environment to flourish, so climatic conditions and nutrient levels within the dome are monitored and corrected as needed. The dome is designed so that the temperature ranges between 24 and 28 degrees Celsius. Humidity variation is around 2 per cent. Even the soil is special - a sterile mix of sand, peat moss and soil...
Typicaly australian.
This is a Golden Penda tree, sure it's beautiful, and I was breathless when I shot him. I discover a weirdy location in my new town, it's a magical place for me, far of the ocean, but one who shack my soul... I presented that to you.
Friendly people... who are you ???
I investigate the disappearance of the friendly people in the street! But where are they? Or words have disappeared from the dictionary, as "thank you", "excuse me", "hello", "Pearline you're so hot" (the last one, nobody ever heard him...) ... Tell me if you cross them, I think there was a genocide of nice people!
Sookie Stackhouse Boxed Set
The Sookie Stackhouse novels by Charlaine Harris is truly one of the GREATEST book series I have EVER read (and I read a lot!). Each book is fast paced, clever, full of action, and more action, mysteries galore, love, romance, some sexy scenes (hee hee), and wit, humor, and sass! I got through this series very quickly because I truly could not put the books down. I would try and try to stop so that I could "save some reading for later", but I was just so addicted to the series and was always left wanting more by the numerous cliff hangers that I could NOT stop!
Underseas !
Back under the sea! yeah, like a mermaid! lol! It was a huge pleasure to swim in a new ocean, so blue and warmy! full of life and movements... Pictures taken by my father, with his expensive equipement, for me, and for you now !
My first...
It was my first kangaroo of adelaide! Great moment, those eyes seems always sad, but the guy eat all the nuts I let for him!
Like Wolden!
I defy you in a dress contest, Wolden! ahahahah! Your greeny sexy dress is outweighted by mine! next challenge... socks contest! lol! People, go to the Wolden Universe, it's a great place, with a perfect woman who's my friend for a year now!
Adelaide Christmas Pageant
This is at the begining of the christmas season, a nive and colorful event, infortunately with a bunch of clowns, but with all the people of the city. It was great, funny and goodly exhausted!!!
Hell [oOo] ...
Hi, boys and girls, just a couple of words to say thank you for your visits and for your so gentle comments. I'm in a new life, begining of new many things, and I smile when I saw all the good vibrations here! So thank you friends and unknowns!!!
FOooooooOd !
Prices here are not so expensive, and I discover a lot of the aussie food's, my food now!
Parks of Adelaide
I discover recently the Rymill parkland of Adelaide, a nicy place with pleasant people.Finaly... My new home!
It was an awful summer for my dad, and for all of us, we must change of country, but also of city just after our arrival, the reason; wrong papers in the wrong place! So, we consume all our economies for going to our new real life, in the city of Adelaide! I took this photos the second day of our arrival, and of course, I fell in love of this city!
Nervous, so...
I take a couple of shots for you, my new virtual friends and others! What do you see here? I'm curious to read your answers.bye bye
For the travel... My books!
Except for Sookie Stackhouse, folks in Bon Temps, Louisiana, know little about vamps—and nothing about weres.Until now. The weres and shifters have finally decided to reveal their existence to the ordinary world. At first all goes well. Then the mutilated body of a were-panther is found near the bar where Sookie works—and she feels compelled to discover who, human or otherwise, did it.But there’s a far greater danger threatening Bon Temps. A race of unhuman beings—older, more powerful, and more secretive than vampires or werewolves—is preparing for war. And Sookie finds herself an all-too human pawn in their battle. Tome 9! by Charlaine Harris
First, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance! by by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith
New journey in Sydney
This is here! My family choose this building for many stuff and for that time, I can take a position!
So, we get back to Sydney before the true new begining in kangaroo land, I take this shot from a bus, I like the blur effect!
The Spider silk [Life of our friends]
Spider silk, also known as gossamer, is a protein fiber spun by spiders. Spiders use their silk to make webs or other structures, which function as nets to catch other creatures, or as nests or cocoons for protection for their offspring. They can also suspend themselves using their silk, normally for the same reasons.
Many small spiders use silk threads for ballooning, the scientific term for the dynamic kiting[1][2] spiderlings (mostly) use for dispersal. They extrude several threads into the air and let themselves become carried away with upward winds. Although most rides will end a few meters later, it seems to be a common way for spiders to invade islands. Many sailors have reported that spiders have been caught in their ship's sails, even when far from land.
In some cases, spiders may even use silk as a source of food.
Peasants in the southern Carpathian Mountains used to cut up tubes built by Atypus and cover wounds with the inner lining. It reportedly facilitated healing, and even connected with the skin. This is believed to be due to antiseptic properties of spider silk.
Some fishermen in the indo-pacific ocean use the web of Nephila to catch small fish.
The silk of Nephila clavipes has recently been used to help in mammalian neuronal regeneration.
At one time, it was common to use spider silk as a thread for crosshairs in telescopes, microscopes and similar optical instruments.
On the otherside of the world
Frequently, mum speak to me about Paris, where her and my big sharky dad live until I came in this world. No, I'm not born in Paris! lol! But I dream of this city, in France, because it's the city of love and of course, I like love! lol! So, I write this one because I want to congratulate some of my followers, the french ones, not because they are better than us, from the other side of the world, but because I feel a blog-french-touch I like! So, thank you for your support,
CLAIRE!!!
Palau diving
It was a great experience! To dive around Palau undersea, in the Jellyfish lake where I see a really forest of this creatures, or in the ocean, where underwater life is so plentyfull! I love that, swimming between mantas, with colorful fishes!!!
You look at me?
I like that boys look at me, it's a thrilling experience, for each one, but I'm frequently disappointed just after the first contact, when they try to talk with me. Boys can't speak honestly, they don't play the same game than us, it's hard sometime.
Stranger in a strange land
Was many years ago that I left home and came this wayI was a young man full of hopes and dreams
But now it seems that all is lost and nothing gained
Sometimes things aint what they seem
No brave new world no brave new world
Night and day I scan horizon sea and sky
My spirit wanders endlessly
Until the day will dawn and friends from home discover why
Hear me calling rescue me
Set me free, set me free
Lost in this place and leave no trace
Stranger in a strange land
Land of ice and snow
Trapped inside this prison
Lost and far from home
One hundred years have gone and men again they come that way
To find the answer to the mistery
They found his body lying where if fell that day
Preserved in time for all to see
No brave new world no brave new world
Lost in this place to leave no trace
What became off men that started
All are gone and souls departed
Left me here in this prison
So all alone
a little blink for my Iron-friends! This is not the best illustration for my purpose but... Whatever! Myanmar! A very strange and beautiful country, where the army is to powerful and doesn't respect human rights very well. Mum want to gave some of our medics for poor children and I took many photos for them, they laugh many times and sometimes, parents try to talk with us. The past of this country is very interesting and you see here pyramids of ancients.
Yes! I'm cute!
Surely, and it's for you I take this shots, I feel pretty for some days, because it's so good to see your words here! Gift of the red tuna, just for you!
Shy
maybe you can believe me, but I'm shy, to sickness... It's pretty hard to me to opening my arms to a stranger, and it's surely for that reason that I prefer animals. I know, on this blog, you see me smiling and half naked, but it's my personal world, this Pearline, this is the brave part of me, and of course, in the real life, I'm very shy. Can some of you know how to fight this sickness?
My favorite sport... Soccer!!!
Last date: Navua's Ratu Veresa Toma jumps over Suva's Apisalome Turuva for possession during the National Soccer League fixture at Thomson Park in Navua. Navua won 1-0.
Mirrors game
Yeah I know... Return of the red tuna! I try to be sexy, not for a boyfriend, not for choking you, only for me, because many many times, I feel ugly and not so cute, and sometimes, men in the streets tell me that I'm not so feminine... What do you think, people?
Hawaian furnace
This is an impressive travel, not so far of my home but on an island where I keep many pictures in my mind. Far away of the people, of the cliché, of the beach and the sun tan skinned, there is a living biosphere with rain, fire and wind, with the beat of mother earth everywhere. Great moments here...
is it a siren? No, it's the red tuna!!!
What I had in my head at this time? Idon't know! But sometimes I want to play the sexy girl... It's not always a good idea but I try because so many times, kind little men tell me that I'm a not-so-cute-and-most-certainly-an-ugly-one... So, let's go to the siren mode!!!
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